Posts Tagged ‘how to lose weight’

Losin’ the Weight

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

My cousin is a health nut! He always comes up with the best way to lose weight because he knows how to lose weight. He used to be quite the portly gentleman, but by going on a lose weight diet and learning how to lose weight fast he became a guru of ways to lose weight.

My fast weight loss turned me into a fast woman…

Friday, September 26th, 2008

I was dumpy and fat all through high school and never had a single date. I was always drooling over all the fast ways to lose weight, but I guess my will power spent more time drooling over the strawberry cheesecake. I did spend a lot of time thinking about how to lose weight, but realistically, I was more likely to have Ben and Jerry name a new flavor after me than I was to stick to a fast weight loss program. Well, I did finally find a way to lose weight fast and easy; which is what I became, “Fast and Easy”…lol. My goal to loose weight fast was heavily (no pun intended) motivated by my desire to satisfy my new found appetite…that is, my new sexual appetite. Believe me when I say this, I am NEVER without a date anymore… :-)