Posts Tagged ‘energy pills’

Energy Pills and Dinosaurs

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Dinosaurs are cool, they eat energy pills all the damn time. They also crap ephedra weight loss and punch energy diet pills in the face. Why am I speaking in present tense? Because dinosaurs are still around, baby! They sell best energy pills at stores made out of most effective diet pill. Blammo!

Energy Pill Head

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

My head is in the shape of an energy pill and I get made fun of for it all the time. Some chicks though have an energy pills shaped head fetish. Sometimes I eat best diet pills sometimes I eat energy diet pill, but one thing is for certain, I like the movie Braveheart. Oh and only like the best energy pills. Canabalism? Nah.

The Best Energy Pills and Grandpa

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

My grandpa can wrestle a polar bear. Want to know how? He takes the best energy pills, and he pounds those energy pills down by the barrel full. After he takes the best energy diet pills he can piledrive a polar bear into an iceberg. He does this move called the energy weight loss diet pill that he performs on stupid people. He does all this on diet and energy pills.

The Best Energy Pill for Grandma

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Sure, Grandma’s old as hell, but she just loves the best energy pill. She’s always cramming ungodly ammounts of energy pills and energy pills down her withered old throat. Just the other day, I counted a total of 839 diet and energy pills making their way into her 98 year old stomach. She doesn’t like it when I make fun of her and her MacGyver marathons, but everyone’s grandma likes MacGyver. Haven’t you heard the song? Well, put down those blasted energy diet pills and go listen to it!

Healthy 8 Hour Energy Pill

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Our 8 hour energy pill is very healthy and all natural. We have the best energy pill that will give you the energy you need. Don’t try those other pills for energy that are loaded with all chemicals. Our energy pill is a natural and healthy way to boost your energy.