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My grandpa can wrestle a polar bear. Want to know how? He takes the best energy pills, and he pounds those energy pills down by the barrel full. After he takes the best energy diet pills he can piledrive a polar bear into an iceberg. He does this move called the energy weight loss diet pill that he performs on stupid people. He does all this on diet and energy pills.

Sure, Grandma’s old as hell, but she just loves the best energy pill. She’s always cramming ungodly ammounts of energy pills and energy pills down her withered old throat. Just the other day, I counted a total of 839 diet and energy pills making their way into her 98 year old stomach. She doesn’t like it when I make fun of her and her MacGyver marathons, but everyone’s grandma likes MacGyver. Haven’t you heard the song? Well, put down those blasted energy diet pills and go listen to it!