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Energy Pills and Dinosaurs

KarateDan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:34:45 +0000

Dinosaurs are cool, they eat energy pills all the damn time. They also crap ephedra weight loss and punch energy diet pills in the face. Why am I speaking in present tense? Because dinosaurs are still around, baby! They sell best energy pills at stores made out of most effective diet pill. Blammo!

Energy Pill Head

KarateDan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:25:09 +0000

My head is in the shape of an energy pill and I get made fun of for it all the time. Some chicks though have an energy pills shaped head fetish. Sometimes I eat best diet pills sometimes I eat energy diet pill, but one thing is for certain, I like the movie Braveheart. Oh and only like the best energy pills. Canabalism? Nah.

The Best Energy Pills and Grandpa

KarateDan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:51:09 +0000

My grandpa can wrestle a polar bear. Want to know how? He takes the best energy pills, and he pounds those energy pills down by the barrel full. After he takes the best energy diet pills he can piledrive a polar bear into an iceberg. He does this move called the energy weight loss diet pill that he performs on stupid people. He does all this on diet and energy pills.

The Best Energy Pill for Grandma

KarateDan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:29:35 +0000

Sure, Grandma’s old as hell, but she just loves the best energy pill. She’s always cramming ungodly ammounts of energy pills and energy pills down her withered old throat. Just the other day, I counted a total of 839 diet and energy pills making their way into her 98 year old stomach. She doesn’t like it when I make fun of her and her MacGyver marathons, but everyone’s grandma likes MacGyver. Haven’t you heard the song? Well, put down those blasted energy diet pills and go listen to it!

Alli Sheedy

KarateDan — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:37:30 +0000

Alli Sheady was in The Breakfast Club. I’m sure her name was spelled different, but it certainly wasn’t spelled alli weight loss aid because that would be a really long name. Alli diet pill, alli pill, or alli pills? Your pick. You have all those to choose from, and then you can watch The Breakfast Club while listening to The Specials on repeat.

Lipo 6?

KarateDan — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:34:00 +0000

Lipo 6 hers is the super heroin equivalent of Lipo 6 Man. She can shoot Nutrex research lipo 6 from her boob nipples. She can also do Lipo ephedra flips and break villains necks with her Lipo 6 x injected leg muscles. Plus it’s really hot to watch.

I just ate the best dietary supplement I’ve ever tasted!

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:47:10 +0000

I just ate the best dietary supplement in history! This dietary supplement when compared to all other dietary supplements tastes like chocolate cake! I know taste isn’t usually the first thing mentioned when talking about dietary supplement health, but I don’t see why! Taste is important! When I eat a natural dietary supplement I want it to taste better than an herbal dietary supplement. Herbal supplements always make me burp! If you’re looking for health over taste in your weight loss dietary supplement, then I suggest vitamins. If you have vitamins dietary supplements become less important. But for me it’s all about the taste!

Who has the best diet supplement?

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:42:20 +0000

I’m looking for diet supplements that I might be able to give to family members as stocking stuffers. Is there a diet supplement that comes in a cute little bottle. We’ve been through a lot of weight loss diet supplements in my family, so I don’t them to unwrap it and think, “Oh great, just another weight loss diet supplement! Mom sucks!” I want them to think, “Wow! This is the best diet supplement ever!” My family’s diet and supplements are my top priority and I know that a good diet nutrition supplement can make or break a happy holiday. Before I order any diet pill supplement I want to be sure it’s right for my family’s diets supplements. You can never be too careful!

Xenadrine kicks!!

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:37:00 +0000

I learned about xenadrine in jail! After I cut a bitch she told me about how much she liked xenadrine rfa. But I’m nobody’s sucker, I’m getting that newer xenadrine rfa 1! I loved cytodyne xenadrine so much I got the latin words for xenadrine ephedra tattooed on my lower back! Now whenever onw of my dates feels the xenadrine nrg and red blood cells gathering in his nether regions I can be glad that I was smart enough to buy xenadrine. Since that crazy bitch in jail told me about buy xenadrine rfa, I’ve been loving the xenadrine diet. And so should you! So I don’t shank you in the liver!

Fell for zca stack, hook, line, and sinker.

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:30:53 +0000

I bought zca stack after reading about how great it was in a zca stack review. However, what the zca stack reviews don’t tell you is that while it’s true that you can make zca stack work, you shouldn’t buy zca stack unless you’re willing to exercise as well as be on the zca stack diet. I don’t know, can I buy zca stack and see results without working out? Maybe I’m just too lazy for zca stack.