Archive for November, 2008

Losin’ the Weight

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

My cousin is a health nut! He always comes up with the best way to lose weight because he knows how to lose weight. He used to be quite the portly gentleman, but by going on a lose weight diet and learning how to lose weight fast he became a guru of ways to lose weight.

Burn Fat? Fast!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Roger is a carrot, he just so happens to be the fattest carrot around. He gets made fun of constantly for this. He needs to burn fat by eating fat burning foods. Eating carrots are a good way to burn body fat but Roger isn’t into that weird stuff. He needs to go on a fat burning diet to burn the fat and burn it good. No more fat Roger.