Archive for November, 2008

Alli Sheedy

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Alli Sheady was in The Breakfast Club. I’m sure her name was spelled different, but it certainly wasn’t spelled alli weight loss aid because that would be a really long name. Alli diet pill, alli pill, or alli pills? Your pick. You have all those to choose from, and then you can watch The Breakfast Club while listening to The Specials on repeat.

Lipo 6?

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Lipo 6 hers is the super heroin equivalent of Lipo 6 Man. She can shoot Nutrex research lipo 6 from her boob nipples. She can also do Lipo ephedra flips and break villains necks with her Lipo 6 x injected leg muscles. Plus it’s really hot to watch.

I just ate the best dietary supplement I’ve ever tasted!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I just ate the best dietary supplement in history! This dietary supplement when compared to all other dietary supplements tastes like chocolate cake! I know taste isn’t usually the first thing mentioned when talking about dietary supplement health, but I don’t see why! Taste is important! When I eat a natural dietary supplement I want it to taste better than an herbal dietary supplement.  Herbal supplements always make me burp! :( If you’re looking for health over taste in your weight loss dietary supplement, then I suggest vitamins. If you have vitamins dietary supplements become less important. But for me it’s all about the taste!

Who has the best diet supplement?

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I’m looking for diet supplements that I might be able to give to family members as stocking stuffers. Is there a diet supplement that comes in a cute little bottle. We’ve been through a lot of weight loss diet supplements in my family, so I don’t them to unwrap it and think, “Oh great, just another weight loss diet supplement! Mom sucks!” I want them to think, “Wow! This is the best diet supplement ever!” My family’s diet and supplements are my top priority and I know that a good diet nutrition supplement can make or break a happy holiday. Before I order any diet pill supplement I want to be sure it’s right for my family’s diets supplements. You can never be too careful!

Xenadrine kicks!!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I learned about xenadrine in jail! After I cut a bitch she told me about how much she liked xenadrine rfa. But I’m nobody’s sucker, I’m getting that newer xenadrine rfa 1! I loved cytodyne xenadrine so much I got the latin words for xenadrine ephedra tattooed on my lower back! Now whenever onw of my dates feels the xenadrine nrg and red blood cells gathering in his nether regions I can be glad that I was smart enough to buy xenadrine.  Since that crazy bitch in jail told me about buy xenadrine rfa, I’ve been loving the xenadrine diet.  And so should you! So I don’t shank you in the liver!

Fell for zca stack, hook, line, and sinker.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I bought zca stack after reading about how great it was in a zca stack review. However, what the zca stack reviews don’t tell you is that while it’s true that you can make zca stack work, you shouldn’t buy zca stack unless you’re willing to exercise as well as be on the zca stack diet. I don’t know, can I buy zca stack and see results without working out? Maybe I’m just too lazy for zca stack.

New Diet Pill Has Me In Love!

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Aww man! I tried this new diet pill the adipex diet pill. For so long I was looking for the best diet pill and now I have it. To think I was never thrilled about prescription diet pills, but I’m glad I decided to read diet pill reviews.

Help! My Cat Took An Energy Pill…

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

I came home and my house was a mess! I think he took my yellow jacket energy pill. He was looking very thin all because of this weight loss energy pill. Finally the pill energy wore off and he was just fine. I believe he must have had the best energy pill ever. I hope my energy pill experience is the same.

Started feeding my dog relacore.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Recently, I’ve noticed several other dogs bullying my dog. The first time I noticed this was when the neighbor’s dog snuck in to my backyard and starting pounding my dog’s girlfriend in the ass. I was like “Holy Cow!” So I started sneaking some relacore into his diet. relicore makes my dog huge. It’s literally been two days, and he’s three times his previous size. Now when the neighbor’s dog sneakes in, my dog pounds him in the relacor. Unless he misses, then he pounds him in the relecore. relacor side effects include pounding things in the relacor.

Pills of a Fat Burning Variety

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

My friend doesn’t enjoy fat burning exercise very much, but that’s just because he’s lazy. He sure knows how to burn fat though, and fat burning is what he does! Why just the other day he was complaining to me that the fat burning diet pills that he was taking were working too well. I told him he was ridiculous.